Who am I?

Who am I?

Nobody. 

That's who.
Don't ask for my opinions,
I haven't got a clue.
Oh, I could make assumptions,
From guesses and prejudice,
But they're no substitute for facts
So I think I'll keep my peace.

Who am I? 

Nobody. 

That's who.
Don't ask about the future,
I haven't got a clue.
Oh, I could have ambitions,
Aspirations, plans, and dreams
But I don't know what the next hour holds
Right now's enough for me.

Who am I? 

Nobody. 

That's who.
Don't ask for my advice,
I haven't got a clue.
Oh, I could tell you what to do
And how to live your life,
But I don't know what's best for you
So I'll just keep to myself.

Who am I? 

Nobody. 

That's who.
Don't ask me what I know,
I haven't got a clue.
Oh, I could trot out fact on fact
And make like Wikipedia
But I don't know if I am truly right
I can never really be sure.

Who am I? 

Nobody. 

Just like you.